Let's start at the beginning folks!
1. When your server offers water and you say no to FREE tap water, then ask 10 mins later.... NEXT!
2. You ask your server to go through the menu and make suggestions for 10 minutes and then pick the one item not mentioned.... NEXT!
3. Ordering your steak well done then whining about when your food is coming, FYI it takes a while to make leather from fresh meat...NEXT!
4. Everytime your server comes to the table you conveniently remember you're high maintenance and ask for several extra things, following several extra steps, damn! Collect your thoughts, then holla!...NEXT!!
5. Trying to make up an allergy because you don't like an ingredient... NO ONE is allergic to salt! Ok!! Just say No salt!... NEXT!
6. You roll 20 people deep as a walk-in and then you wanna play musical chairs & ask for separate checks...NEXT!
7. Tipping less than 15% is tacky, servers are paid less than minimum and usually tip out to the house 5% on average...don't be that guy...NEXT!
8. Going into a restaurant and choosing your table...ok there is a system people!
There are sections, there's a reason there is a hostess otherwise, there would be a "seat yourself" sign!...NEXT!
9. Getting pissed at your server because the kitchen is slow... Not cool!....NEXT!
10. And lastly, MODIFICATIONS! If you don't like almost every ingredient in a dish, don't mod the shit out of it, then complain when it tastes like doo doo, the chef didn't just put those ingredients together to conspire against you! It's because that is what it's suppose to taste like!!!!!!!
This is a PSA! Just remember folks, these people handle your food!
Bon Appetite!
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